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New drop season 001 / soft goods for hard times

YOUR DESK
LOOKS BORED.

Oversized deskpads for tiny tasks, big feelings, and the twelve tabs you’re pretending not to see.

Fix the situation
LOW BATTERY LAGOON
FOLDER HELL
SORTASTUPID900 × 400 MM
MOUSE
HOUSE

Natural-ish language shopping

MEET THE DESK DJ.

Tell me the budget, color, or emotional damage you’re shopping for.

Four pads enter. Your desk wins.

PICK YOUR
PROBLEM.

DROP
04

GROW
MODE
900 × 400 mm

Open edition

Glitch Garden

$58

Touch grass. Digitally.

A radioactive little ecosystem for keyboards, mice, and questionable desktop folders.

900 × 400 mm4 mm plush baseAcid / Violet
BRB
FOREVER
OUT OF OFFICE · OUT OF TIME900 × 400 mm

Season one

Lunch Break at the End of the World

$54

The meeting could have been an email.

A suspiciously serene sunset for finishing one last task while everything else melts.

900 × 400 mm4 mm plush baseTomato / Butter
new folder 1new folder 2new folder 3new folder 4new folder 5really_finalnew folder 71000 × 500 mm

Big desk energy

Folder Hell

$62

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A museum-grade arrangement of folders you will absolutely organize later.

1000 × 500 mm4 mm plush baseCobalt / Manila
PLEASE
PLUG IN
800 × 300 mm

Small desk club

Low Battery Lagoon

$48

1% remaining. Spiritually, too.

A calm cyan tide pool for the final hour before your laptop and your motivation expire.

800 × 300 mm3 mm low profileCyan / Ink

A very serious material statement

GOOD RUBBER.
BAD INFLUENCE.

01

Built to be used

Soft woven top, grippy natural-rubber base, stitched edges. Mouse-approved.

02

Made after purchase

No sad warehouse mountain. Your pad enters production after checkout.

03

Maximum desk coverage

Room for keyboard, mouse, coffee, notebook, and one emotionally supportive rock.